Drawer of Crap Explained -- Sort Of

There was an impulse to organize, but then a wave of pride at our high level of entropy set in.

1. Five discrete rolls of cellophane tape -- a favorite item of self-expression with the kids;
2. Toy surfboard;
3. Empty pill container (?!!);
4. Ear thermometer: These should be handed out as basic parenting gear whenever the National Committee on Parenting Gear gets its act together;
5. Extra set of ear buds: Several meltdowns have been diffused with these bad boys;
6. Bubbles: Somehow a vial has found its way into every drawer in the house;
7. 2700 Post-it notes: I really hate running out  of these so I bought a bunch; I like the idea of a legacy for my grandchildren.