Happy, but not too happy, on the streets of Portland.
Keep up the good work!
|Apparently cats are being irresponsible with their weapons and have been subverted from their Creationist beliefs.|
|How someone could leave a bag of potato chips so exposed, and have faith rewarded, motivates me to put more trust in humanity.|
|The notion that a captivating game can be based on travel document inspection boggles my mind.|
|The greater the damage one can inflict on the crash-test dummy, the more points one scores.|
|We're not sure what these gestures mean, so we are proceeding with caution.|
|These are actual camels, not animatronic rides found in theme parks.|