Undisclosed Grandpa Sighting Remains Unverified

I suppose we could have asked the man, but it seemed too risky at the time.

A man who resembled Undisclosed Grandpa (UDG) was seen ordering a sandwich at a Portland eatery, local sources reported recently.

Two children, who vaguely resemble UDG's grandkids, reported that they had an excellent time hanging out with someone of UDG's approximate height and weight.

We will continue to investigate the veracity of such sightings and report our findings in this space.

Enjoy the holiday!