I Thought The Cap Was Securely On The Bottle: (Minor) Kitchen Disaster

Teriyaki sauce everywhere: All I wanted was to shake the bottle a wee bit.

This stuff was really hard to clean up. Plus it had a cutesy name (Soy Vey!) which made the spill feel all the worse.

Despite not knowing about the previous mishap, LSS, accidentally spilled pan grease on the floor in a show of solidarity.

Now we have sticky floors and Ina Garten is threatening litigation.

The chicken did taste good, however.