Tuesday, November 17, 2020

Slick Marketing

 The big brains of merchandising at New Seasons supermarket have landed on a nifty marking strategy – brand Oreo cookies as a seasonal treat.

Not only is the War on Christmas being waged by godless heathens of coastal elites, but now we’re being told our favorite snack foods are somehow “seasonal” and can’t be enjoyed at other times.

I’m an entitled, grievance-riddled consumer who will not be told when to eat Oreos!

Mic-drop Stoke!

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