This is what your plate should look like after eating an excellent sandwich. Vegetables of all sorts should have fallen out. Condiments should have dripped.
The above are the remnants of a turkey and cheese made special by a garden of toppings, dijon, and mayo.
I know it's considered excessive to blog about all the food you eat, but I'm trying to be edgy by blogging the food I didn't eat. Well, I didn't eat all of it -- I love pickles. Guilty!