Comic Book Shop Yields Exciting Material

Apparently cats are being irresponsible with their weapons and have been subverted from their Creationist beliefs.

Although we don't have an actual cat, the daughter bought these pamphlets to help combat the spread of pernicious lobbying against gun violence and science.

The cats of our neighborhood have come under a liberal influence that is worrisome to pet owners.

I gather from the American Association of Patriots that thoughtful feline dialogue can dispel wanton influences.