Friday, December 11, 2020

My Book on Leadership

I’m thinking of writing a book on leadership. The book would include these inspiring tips:

  • Motivate employees by being emotionally distant and unresponsive;
  • Have other people delegate effectively;
  • Act with fairness unless there were compelling reasons to do something different;
  • Translate television into reality so everyone felt they could be overly dramatic;
  • Plan for the long term by squinting and looking at an imaginary horizon;
  • Manage resistance to change with mockery and water balloons;
  • Provide guidance and encouragement but only with vague aphorisms unsuited to a competitive and technical work environment;
  • Recognize personal limits – “hey, I’m not getting any taller, am I?”

You’re welcome!

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