My Book on Leadership

I’m thinking of writing a book on leadership. The book would include these inspiring tips:

• Motivate employees by being emotionally distant and unresponsive;
• Have other people delegate effectively;
• Act with fairness unless there were compelling reasons to do something different;
• Translate television into reality so everyone felt they could be overly dramatic;
• Plan for the long term by squinting and looking at an imaginary horizon;
• Manage resistance to change with mockery and water balloons;
• Provide guidance and encouragement but only with vague aphorisms unsuited to a competitive and technical work environment;
• Recognize personal limits – “hey, I’m not getting any taller, am I?”

You’re welcome!