Undisclosed Grandpa Rumored On Columbia River

There has not been verification about the above individual.

Undisclosed Grandpa, or UDG, was rumored to have been on a sightseeing boat on the Columbia River recently.

When asked to verify the identity of this mysterious individual, others on the boat could only mumble vague descriptions.

Two grandchildren on the boat had a nice time with the individual whomever he may have been.