Thursday, October 20, 2016

New Couch Plans Leaked To International Community

Long intrigued by international concerns for seating and lounging, I am leaking our plans to purchase a new couch.

Please do not attempt to influence our decision based on the above leaked document, as you will only encounter a rigid consensus of both senior and junior decision-makers. Our family unit has demanded change in the place and comfort in which media is consumed, and the couch, like it or not, will soon be a reality.

I will continue to leak documents in our on-going series called "family room remodel", in the hopes of greater understanding and cultural exchanges with all involved.


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