The other night the kid was complaining about the remodel in our family room.
"Why don't you go sit in the living room?" I asked.
"I don't want to sit on the Aleppo couch," he said.
"What is the Aleppo couch?"
"It's like Gary Johnson's knowledge of Syria -- too small!"
If Oregon has a Borscht Belt the kid is ready for it.
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