Kiddie "Foot Ride" Becomes Immobilization Device For Dad

Might as well be standing in quicksand.

When the kids were three and six I used to have them hold on to my feet and I would walk around the house. This was famously known as the "foot ride."

Foot rides persisted for another handful of years. Lately when I hear the merry cry of foot ride! I know I will be immobilized where I stand until the kids get bored.

They are just too big to move now.