Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Zombie Outbreak Contained -- For The Moment

Note both primary and secondary weapons are visible in this shot.
Due to the vigilance of our own Zombie Patrol, the threat of Zeke starting up here at the Portdaddia bunker has been greatly reduced.

For the record, my primary weapon is the spatula, my secondary, the electric toothbrush. My general strategy is to limit my movements in a darkened room, making as little noise as possible, between the hours of 11 pm and 6am. So far I have been successfully avoiding zombie attack with this regime.

Crossbow and leather jacket for the style-minded zombie annihilator.

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