Saturday, October 2, 2021

I Went To A Sports Bar

Last week I went to a sports bar and had a beer. Unfortunately I ordered a vegetarian burger (Impossible) thus blowing my cover.

I wasn't in Portland, otherwise I would have been fine. 

For the duration of the meal I pretended I was a sports fan. When I got up to leave, at some crucial juncture in the game, the servers looked at me with pity.


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