Kid Returns From Camp With Cool New Talent

Actual photo of kid, not actual size.

The kid came back from his first three-week session of sleepaway camp. We wondered who the hell he was for a little while, then it came back to us.

We learned he had continued his personal development without our helicoptering attention. Namely he returned with a passion unknown previously for the board game Monopoly and some new parlor tricks (I need to look up what an actual parlor is and research if we, in fact, have one).

The following is what the kid was known for in his cabin -- this and the ability to find and capture spiders.