|Perhaps those wishing to defecate would find this ocean acceptable?|
More to the point, who among us can resist the fart or poop joke? Guilty, guilty, guilty.
How to tell someone to go to hell in a classy way was a subject of conversation that arose the other night. A favorite Yiddish curse, "Gai kukken afen yam" literarlly means "go crap in the sea." The classy part comes in when you start this bit in the following way:
We live in Oregon, a marvelous state with beautiful coastlines; May I suggest a trip to the sea (pantomime driving). Upon reaching Astoria take in the salubrious sea air (dramatic intake of breath); Once there stroll out onto the pier (strolling); Upon the end drop your pants and enjoy! (you get the idea).
Key concepts: self-deprecating is different than self-defecating
There may be those who will contest the classiness of this method, for them I have nothing but sympathy, for how terrible it would be to go through life with a
If a teacher calls and complains I'm sunk. Here's betting on the kids' good judgement.