When does a container lack substance to the point it should no longer be placed in the refrigerator?
An empty box holding not even a residue of food should not
be placed in the refrigerator.
But what about the above container?
It might conceivably contain a half teaspoon of spinach dip.
I am conflicted. Part of me would have just grabbed an inch of matzoh and
killed the dip, while the other part believes I would be rewarding my
future self with a quick bite if I returned the container to the fridge.
While yet another part of me believes I would be taunting my
future self by being a smartass in the present – ha-ha, you thought there was
food here!
This is the headspace I reside in. I know.
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