Saturday, April 27, 2019

More Refrigerator Drama




When does a container lack substance to the point it should no longer be placed in the refrigerator?

An empty box holding not even a residue of food should not be placed in the refrigerator.

But what about the above container?

It might conceivably contain a half teaspoon of spinach dip. I am conflicted. Part of me would have just grabbed an inch of matzoh and killed the dip, while the other part believes I would be rewarding my future self with a quick bite if I returned the container to the fridge.

While yet another part of me believes I would be taunting my future self by being a smartass in the present – ha-ha, you thought there was food here!

This is the headspace I reside in. I know.




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