The Kids Haven't Done Anything Blog-worthy So I'm Re-writing My Mission Statement

This is what I look like when I'm deep into philosophizing about high-level blog stuff.

The kids haven't done much of interest as of late and my audience demands content. So I decided to write a first draft of a Portdaddia mission statement:

Portdaddia is an inspiring blog that builds flexibility, intelligence and strength while helping deepen the relationship with your authentic parenting self. We use text, videos, and photos in vigorous sequences of posts to sweat out toxic and stoopid concepts and release tension. As you progress through my thinking, you will learn to safely tailor each idea to work best for you and your family, particularly with physical and emotional jokes designed to release flatulence and tension at all hours. Portdaddia challenges you to heal, grow and welcomes your own unique style of parenting (but my way is best).

You're welcome!