|We celebrate diversity of bedtime footwear in our home.|
He puts on the ripped socks and proudly parades his invention of "sleep sandals" to the family.
If he can't find them, he loudly announces his earnest search for them.
Here at Portdaddia Central we take creativity very seriously, so I applaud and encourage the kid's efforts in this regard.
If sleep sandals get anybody into bed and asleep faster I'm categorically in favor of them. If the trend continues I might even have to try them myself.