Friday, April 5, 2013

Dad Faces Charge of Not Being Funny -- Redirects Blog

Sloth cartoon courtesy of
Yesterday my son notified me that my blog had stopped being funny. "When are you going to start joking again?" he asked.

If by "joking" you mean having more content about sloths, then today is the day. Wait no more for Portdaddia is back on track.

A sloth named Herman is walking through the forest one day.
A gang of snails approach him and beat him up. He is left at the bottom of a tree with several cuts and bruises.
Several hours later he gathers up enough strength to go to a local police station. Herman walks into the Sergeant's office.
"What happened to you? the officer asks.
"A gang of snails beat me up," Herman replied.
"Can you describe what they looked like?"
"I don't know," the sloth says. "It all happened so fast."

Q: What did the grape say when the sloth stood on it?

A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 

Q: When does a sloth go "moo"?

A: When it is learning a new language!

Q: What do you call a sloth that can pick up an elephant ?

A: Sir!

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