Monday, April 23, 2012

Inception


I suppose you are wondering why I of all people am starting a daddy blog. What qualifications could I possibly possess? In this regard, please refer to the following points:

  • Still laugh at booger jokes
  • Am fluent in Lego-speak
  • United with daughter against the phenomenon of Justin Bieber
  • Inventor of the Hot Dog Dance™
  • Not afraid to use variety of tactics to get behavioral compliance, including Chinese food, beanbag chair games, and free verse poetry slams.
  • Am fit enough to move the lawn chair myself when supervising backyard activities.

Misty Oregon photo meant to falsely convey a philosophical maturity

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